发信人: dachixiao (WSN), 信区: DHU 标 题: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 7 17:11:32 2008) What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good -looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." - A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t.... -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 208.209.]
发信人: raccoon1201 (christine), 信区: DHU 标 题: Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 7 23:20:11 2008) 发现lz很喜欢灌水 -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 68.44.]
发信人: dachixiao (WSN), 信区: DHU 标 题: Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 8 00:29:34 2008) 主要是增加人气 -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 72.219.]
发信人: raccoon1201 (christine), 信区: DHU 标 题: Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 8 00:41:58 2008) 呵呵 谢谢 我也拼命灌 -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 68.44.]
发信人: Kaaka (Yang Xiu), 信区: DHU 标 题: Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 8 01:44:45 2008) 。。。。。。lol -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 68.185.]
发信人: dachixiao (WSN), 信区: DHU 标 题: Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 8 12:47:51 2008) BZ Fa ge Bao zi ba -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 208.209.]
发信人: raccoon1201 (christine), 信区: DHU 标 题: Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 8 19:28:50 2008) 给了 我们版还在发展中 没有太多包子 对了 怎么才能涨包子? 我是不是该做什么投资之类的? -- ※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 128.175.]
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